Terrible Jokes Thread

[MarkMas]

... girls ..... don't do reverse cowboy...

um....

What Is the Pretzel Sex Position?

The pretzel sex position is where one partner lies on their side, and the other partner faces them, straddling their bottom leg and curling the top leg around them. Learn more about safety considerations and variations.

www.webmd.com

 

[midlifecrisis]

I'm just surprised you can remember sex...

 

[MarkMas]

I'm just surprised you can remember sex...

It's true - at my age I can remember my wedding day 30 years ago, but things we did twice 4 hours ago fade into a distant memory

 

[mowlas]

 

[midlifecrisis]

 

[Wack61]

just quit my job at the helium factory.

I won't be spoken to in that tone.

 

[Wack61]

I just found out I’m colour blind. That news came right out of the orange

 

[Wack61]

My girlfriend got stuck in her jogging bottoms recently.

I had to perform an emergency trackybottomy.

 

[Nibby]

 

[Flint]

Just found out that girls from deepest darkest Norfolk don't do reverse cowboy...

They don't turn their back on family...

That reminds me of the "rodeo" position.
Have any of you tried that ?
You mount your wife from behind. Reach down and grab her boobs.
Then say, your t*ts aren't as nice as your sisters.
Then try to hang on.

 

[midlifecrisis]

That reminds me of the "rodeo" position.
Have any of you tried that ?
You mount your wife from behind. Reach down and grab her boobs.
Then say, your t*ts aren't as nice as your sisters.
Then try to hang on.

Good old Chubby Brown...

 

[Flint]